Horrorscope
Today's birthday horoscope #1:
This year, you find out you are loved by many. All you have to do is create opportunities for people to show you. Letting down your guard helps! You're showered in gifts through the winter, but in the spring, you're more concerned about giving and teaching others. Investments pay handsomely in April. Love signs are Cancer and Pisces. Your lucky numbers are: 10, 43, 29, 21 and 14.
(Investments? Was I supposed to invest in something at some point? Um...hmm.)
Today's birthday horoscope #2:
You have everything under control
(HA HA HA! Funny, horoscope writer!), but that doesn't mean you won't stretch yourself to the limit this year. You can make it much easier on yourself by controlling how much you spend and how much you promise others. Keep things on a small scale and you will end up with a lot more. This is a great year for you as long as you are thrifty, cautious and very precise in your dealings. Your numbers are 6, 18, 23, 30, 38, 46.
(It's funny; today's regularly-programmed, non-birthday horoscope says, "you're due for a great, big spending spree"...)
Today's birthday horoscope #2:
Originality and individuality are the effects that the Sun, which rules this day, and the combination of Uranus and Saturn, the ruling planets for the Capricorn/Aquarius cusp, have on the January 19th person. This person has the creative energy to change the views of those who they come in contact with. They would do well in careers that allow them to ideate. As a mate, the January 19th person tends to be a bit emotionally eccentric. This trait may differ in a birth chart, depending mainly on their ascendant and 12th house.
A look ahead: All walks of life are subject to change; it is not necessary to accentuate the lows.
Famous Birthdays: John Raitt, Harry McGilberry (Temptations), Katey Sagal, Mickey Virtue (UB40), Robert Palmer, Phil Everly (Everly Brothers), Dolly Parton, Janis Joplin, Shelley Fabares, Jean Stapleton, Edgar Allan Poe, Robert E. Lee.
(Now, I doubt this of all horoscopes is the one to believe...besides the fact that astrology is really just a load of crock and the Sun, UrAnus and Saturn are not affecting my fortunes in any special way at all, I had to fix the grammar in this one to make it intelligible. Hell, it might still be grammatically inaccurate, but trust me - it was worse before.
And here I thought no one cool shared my birthday -- I thought Janis Joplin shared my mom's birthday, but clearly I was wrong about that. And look! It says Edgar Allan Poe! My job here is done. :))
